parents gone for the night
you know what that means
*lets in stray cats*
i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is
i give up
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
"Hey man, you go down first and let me know how it is"
that is our building
and we sell paper
im crying bc nobody cared about Pam’s art exhibit but SWEETHEART MICHAEL DID
and here’s the evil dorito
shoutout to all the girls + women who have thick, dark, and abundant body hair and have to spend time and energy shaving every single day if they don’t want to be harassed by loved ones + strangers alike
shoutout to all the girls + women who decided its not worth their time, even if they only skip sometimes, and endure criticism, harassment, and stigma as the price for their own freedom of time + comfort
The hills are alive with the sound of punk rock
Just a reminder, ladies and gentlemen:
- Submission is something that is given, not something that is taken.
- Submission is not a permanent state- it is something that you can choose to take away at any time.
- Safe words mean “No” and “Stop immediately.” They do not mean “Convince me” or “Try to change my mind.”
If you’re a sub and any Dom tries to convince you otherwise: do not trust them and get away from them immediately.
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY
ITS BACK !!!!!
this is the greatest pun i have ever witnessed